Our reviewer pondered, “It’s maybe the fifth poop, vomit, or urine joke where you do start to wonder who is supposed to get the most pleasure out of this film.” NOT I, GOOD SIR. What’s next, Rebecca Black voicing Red Fraggle?! Neil Patrick Harris pays his rent in his appearance as the human companion of the Smurfs: Lost in Manhattan. In yet another blow to all of our childhoods, some crass studio exec has ripped “ The Smurfs” out of the ’80s, CGI-ed the little blue dudes and added a random melange of famous voices. Our review says the film is “generally entertaining,” but “In the end, however, the enemy of the cowboys isn’t the aliens, but the inconsistent and, at times, sloppy storytelling.” Rotten Tomatoes: 42% Metacritic: 50 Daniel Craig, Harrison Ford, Sam Rockwell and Olivia Wilde combat an alien invasion in the Old West in a film directed by the guy who played Gutter in “ PCU” and it’s all fine and normal. I’m watching the ‘C & A’ trailer and I’m not laughing.
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If you had told me that a movie called “Cowboys & Aliens” would actually look slightly promising via the trailer, I would have slapped your face and called you crazy. You know it’s not a week without a dumb movie for children! Let’s do it to it. Anyway! In theaters this week! The improbably premised “ Cowboys & Aliens“! Rom-com for men, “ Crazy, Stupid Love“! “ The Smurfs“…. Craig is that I hope his bum is insured by Lloyd’s of London for as much as J.
He’s a great actor with a wonderful sense of personal style. I don’t need to build him up anymore than the rest of these dudes have. I will leave that salivating to the male portion of the Playlist, as Mr.
What Chris Evans and I have is special and beautiful and I will not sully it with that cad, Ryan. After last week’s showing, you’re expecting me to wax poetic about Daniel Craig and Harrison Ford and Ryan Gosling and all the man beauty at the box office.